by BPB 562 January 1, 2009

A person who has been putting mio in their mixed drinks for so long, they get a burst of dopamine every time they see/smell/taste it. Usually leads to questionable decision-making.
Person 1: "Is that a mixed drink? It's 9 AM."
Person 2: "I saw someone in the break room squirting mio into their water. Next thing I knew, I was stirring up orange mio, tito's vodka, and water."
Person 1: "You dirty mio slut."
Person 2: "I saw someone in the break room squirting mio into their water. Next thing I knew, I was stirring up orange mio, tito's vodka, and water."
Person 1: "You dirty mio slut."
by idefinitelydonothaveaids March 20, 2019

Tip Slut: "Excuse me sir, it's better when you stir your coffee like this" *Leans on him to stir slowly for him while blowing on his ear*
by Thugsterrr July 8, 2010

by RydenMCR Howlter April 8, 2019

Someone who has an obsession with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day, or even every hour.
You can spot a pen slut easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen Pilot Precisions, PhD retractables, Signo Gelsticks, or swank souvenir pens. If you ask the pen slut to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a Bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal Y&C Gel Xtreme 0.7
You can spot a pen slut easily if his/her desk contains at least a dozen Pilot Precisions, PhD retractables, Signo Gelsticks, or swank souvenir pens. If you ask the pen slut to borrow one, he/she will probably fish around for a Bic ballpoint rather than let you waste the precious ink of, say, his/her teal Y&C Gel Xtreme 0.7
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have five pencil cups containing 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No, you CANNOT borrow it.
by creaternity May 1, 2006

Slut-wife-
1) a married woman who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married woman who engages in sex with men, other than her husband, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married woman who will engage in any and all sexual activities for her husband.
1) a married woman who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married woman who engages in sex with men, other than her husband, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married woman who will engage in any and all sexual activities for her husband.
by marriedct May 19, 2008

by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010
