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California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
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Project Ina

The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"
Project Ina: A project that will create more lanes on Interstate 10 and create a bridge overpass for trains so cars don't have to wait for anymore trains.
Ina Road is closed until March 2019
by APersonfromCasasAdobes/Marana, September 30, 2018
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The heart project

On may 13th who ever is suffer from anxiety, depression, any mental or physical illness can draw a heart or the hand or wrist and when another person sees your heart they hug you to give you hope
Hey! Tomorrow’s the heart project, I’m going to give those who have hearts hugs
by Kayla’s June 10, 2018
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CLASS PROJECTS

I HATE IT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN MY FUCKIN TABLE DON'T WANT TO DO MY WAY THEY ALWAYS DO THE SHITTY WAY AND ITS SO DIFFICULT I WRITE SOMETHING THEN THE BITCHES DELETE OR CLAIM THEY DID IT AND SAY I DID NOTHING AND CALL MY WORK GARBAGE
FUCK CLASS PROJECTS THEY SUCK
by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 29, 2019
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Graduation project

What we’re working on right now.
by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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