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Parasite Paste

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024
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Past-life amnesia

(ie. post-death amnesia)

A medical condition where people forget most or all of their memories and information from their previous life, (aka. past-life (P. L. ).

(Notes: Past-life amnesia is caused by becoming dead, after people die in their past-life. They carry this amnesia with them into their next one).
'Like all reincarnated people, the woman had a bad case of past-life amnesia: She only had vague P.L. memories of the few traumatic moments leading up to her death.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 6, 2022
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Nothing gets past my bow

A blatant dumbass lie by sum monkey called Quincy from BTD6
by Uncorrupt January 22, 2024
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Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.
Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.
by Brubban November 25, 2016
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when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!
hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime
by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019
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on paste

on standby; plan b backup plan or something you're ready to do; could be a backburner relationship
yo, I got yo momma on paste!!
If we can't get into the club tonite, I've got a tight plan on paste; Stacy's mom said we could use her hottub while they're gone and they've got a huge liquor cabinet
by omymoon January 28, 2024
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