wilson owens

i kid who always is ballin, but also a smart ass at times.
hates mexican people who speak spanish!

haahahhahaha!

wilson owens is really really really really rad.

by carlynicolesmithens May 22, 2008

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owen young'in

Someone who comes up with obscure and almost unbelievably bad luck at injuring his body right before he would be needed for recruit training. Also for someone who needs constant supervison from other adults that he is not being shady while in your hom.

If I see Sonoma owen young'in his chores again, he'll lost his video game. He can get it back by not owen young'in his stories so much when no one really cares. Look that young man just owen young'd us call the cops.

by Floydd March 19, 2013

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owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.

That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.

by hattinlyf July 29, 2014

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Derek Owens

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.

You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.

by burgestar January 20, 2015

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