goth mommy

dynamite

“Look! It’s goth mommy dynamite!”

by nxnjsjxjsusjzhdns March 9, 2024

Mommy

me. I'm Mommy.

stop looking up mommy on the urban dictionary and go to church you pervs.

by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

mommy

the mean lady that drops me off at my friends houses and makes me do the dishes

my mommy made me do chores this morning.

by beefstick78 August 4, 2021

mommy

it's me. I'm ur mommy.

"im ur sexy mommy"

by BBUDONTKIT January 18, 2022

mommy

lana banana is mommy

max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.

by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021