March 24

the baddest bitches were born on this day. appreciate them.

girl: what’s today?
girl: march 24.
girl: omg

girl: ikr it’s __ birthday

girl: __ is a bad bitch

by harrystylesistheloveofmylife March 20, 2022

March 19

National give someone your number day

“Hey here’s my number it’s March 19th!”

by Ariixnnxx March 18, 2021

March 21

National push your cousin into a car day

Todays march 21 *pushes cousin into a car*

by Shuaga March 21, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is such a cool date and such a cool month they need more appreciation lol😂

My bday is March 29th

by Jobby muncher March 20, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is the national give-a-girl-your-hoodie day

B: Here! Take my hoodie and wear it
G: Sure, but why?
B: It’s march 29th!

by lilcookieeater69 March 28, 2021

23 march

Day that a bitch was born

Nobody

bitch hey
23 march thanks

by thatkiddothatlikesu April 5, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 2, 2022