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Jonathan.

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan. made me laugh"

"Jonathan., i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 April 24, 2022
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Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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Jonathan Garnham

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)
Me: omg i have an amazing bf! his name is jonathan :)
by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022
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Jonathan

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*
by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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