A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
Get the Alex Jacobmug. by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018
Get the Jacob Saltsmanmug. A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
by ganggangbo May 7, 2018
Get the jacob wheelermug. by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017
Get the Jacobs Crotchmug. he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020
Get the jacob ischemug. This guy is easy to fall in love with. But don't get to comfortable with him because he is a lying dick. He also cheats because all he wants is nudes, if you won't send him pics he will break your heart and say you don't trust him. People like jacob hickey should be avoided, they lie, break girls hearts, cheat, are horny horndogs. DO NOT TRUST
Did you hear that Jacob broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't want to send nudes?
Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!
Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!
by pencile and brittle February 22, 2017
Get the jacob hickeymug. A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.
by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017
Get the Jacob snowmug.