by asdfggh March 4, 2010
Get the godmug. by iPenisNiggerMorganFreeman June 9, 2012
Get the Godmug. ok people..how could god be real? if hes soo real and created man and animal in the same day, how come dinosaurs exsisted and there are no recordings of it..and the bible made adam and eve seem INTELLIGENT!! how the hell could he exsist? think about it..if theres "God" shouldnt there be other gods? its possible there r others b/c GOD is here supposedly...its just some figure made to give people hope...the bible was written by some hallosenating iranian...people who worship any god are weak...u should believe in ur own self..face it..we evolved...theres logical proof..god is not logical proof...
by ANTI-CHRIST! August 8, 2003
Get the godmug. A name to describe the imaginated embodidedment of the higher being(which crated everything is the cosmos) as a way of explaining that which we cannot see nor understand. God is whatever you want him to be but it must exsist because, in order to even begin to grasp the concept of life and time we must understand that all things have a beginning and an end except the Lord.
For example life is like a line segment eventually it ends....but what about your soul.....your conscience...they are ever lasting. Unlike the life of the human body God is like a ring.....no beginning no end. He has always been and he always will be......but what about us......becomes of us is our choice, however God knows what we shall do with our short time here on Earth, so how can we make a choice. We arent on Earth to make choices, we have already made them...God knows what we chose and thus has given us this giant heap of rock and metal which we call Earth that of which is floating in nothingness to live up to our decisions. But sense as I said we cannot understand God we must fear and love him aswell. For it is in our and nature to fear that which we cannot never understand nor fully explain. But he is a mecrciful not an anry lord and he will giude and protect us in our final hours.
by William k September 1, 2008
Get the Godmug. That Magical non-existent guy up in the sky who is believed to have created us. If God did it, it's a lie.
"Mommy, where did I come from?"
"Me and your daddy"
"Where did they come from"
"Your grandpas and grandmas"
"Where did they come from?"
*lying*"God."
"Me and your daddy"
"Where did they come from"
"Your grandpas and grandmas"
"Where did they come from?"
*lying*"God."
by SeanFlaherty May 24, 2008
Get the Godmug. The leading cause of death.
Statistics show that 1 out of every 3 people have suffered from God. Officials say you are ten times more likely to be killed by a supreme being than cancer, AIDS, and Chuck Norris combined.
by XenVMX January 22, 2009
Get the Godmug. 1.The name of the deity in more popular religions.
2. Word used in a phrase to display strong feeling, to an irony those who use this phrase who do not worship him are called on for saying the phrase
2. Word used in a phrase to display strong feeling, to an irony those who use this phrase who do not worship him are called on for saying the phrase
Definition 1
Bob: God loves everybody!
Joe: Then why does he throw people into an eternal pit of fire?
Definition 2
Ralph: Oh my god!
Mike: I thought you didn't believe in god
Ralph: Shut up...
Bob: God loves everybody!
Joe: Then why does he throw people into an eternal pit of fire?
Definition 2
Ralph: Oh my god!
Mike: I thought you didn't believe in god
Ralph: Shut up...
by Red_Fish November 14, 2010
Get the Godmug.