The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

8 Hour Nap

When you go to sleep at night for a full 8 hours, but when you wake up, you feel like you have only had a short nap. Usually when you have to go to sleep by a certain time in order to get up and get ready for school or work. Usually you have a desire to go back to sleep because you are still tired, but do not because you: A. Do not want to get fired from your job or B. Are forced to attend school by the United States government.

Mom: Get up Aaron!
Aaron: 5 more minutes Mom, I've only had an 8 hour nap. I need more sleep.

by generic funny username November 9, 2010

Wholesome Apolly Hours

A phrase referring to any wholesome feeling associated with a conversation. When people are making eachother feel better, you can exclaim wholesome apolly hours.

Frank: That's so nice of you to do, I hope you succeed!
Madeline: You too! You're a great friend!
Mark: Wholesome apolly hours
Frank: shut up mark but you're okay too

by Indigo Man January 27, 2019

72 hour vacation

A reference to the length of time a person can be involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric hospital for observation.

The suggestion is the person you are dealing with is acting in such a bizarre and/or aberrant behaviour that they should be put away for observation.

1st Dude: Let's trash a few houses this weekend and start some fires.

2ndDude: Dude perhaps you need to take a 72 hour vacation.

by ExerciseDude November 4, 2012

Sad Thot Hours

Time in the evening (12 A.M. to 2 A.M.) in which sad thots gather and cry because nobody takes them seriouslybecause they're thots. (note how sad thot hours is before sad nigga hours)

Tonight when sad thot hours begin, we gon slay these thotties no goofy shit!

by Supreme_Rolly October 15, 2017

Ugly nigga hours

The time of day ur feeling ugly

‘Man ugly nigga hours Finna start for me’

by T-Yabz March 1, 2019