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River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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Helmet

A protective hat placed over a person's head to protect their skull. Helmets are used for multiple occasions. From the Bronze age of the Romans who used helmets as protection against arrows or even blows from swords, to the present eras of modern history such as WWI and WWII as well as modern day militia standards of protecting and preventing bullet penetration against the skull. It is usually heavily padded enough to be light weight but to provide substantial protection. In sport's terms, it is normally plastic or leather and is used to protect the head against impacts from a ball or impact with another person.
If it wasn't for John's helmet in the football game, his head would be pulp.

Soldier: Heads down and arse up boys.... David put on your bloody helmet or you won't be with us no more.
by SomeMemekidxd December 7, 2018
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Helmet

Such a Helmet
I love helmet
by safetyfirst.helmet October 19, 2022
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Helmet

robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Chinese Helmet

A very small dick.

A penis that has no shaft, just a head.
That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.
by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012
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