The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
Get the taming the one-eyed-pythonmug. A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
by The Captain Of Cringe March 19, 2023
Get the Cat Eyed Beef Cutlettmug. The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
Get the one-eyed wet willymug. The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
by Emithises' Shit Post May 14, 2018
Get the One-Eyed Snake Salutemug. A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
by aliboo428 July 30, 2023
Get the One-Eyed Stink Frogmug. a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop
usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.
usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.
by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009
Get the corn-eyed brown troutmug. An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?
Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.
Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.
Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
by shiv4m July 22, 2015
Get the Beady Eyed Beta Manletmug.