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one eyed wiggling welshman

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman
by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016
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Cat Eyed Beef Cutlett

A Name For an old Australian folktale creature, that gazes into your soul with cat like eyes whilst draining your life force with a strong meaty aroma, that seeps out of cracks and crevasses in its body.
Beware of cat eyed beef cutletts young traveller for those that cross its path meet a foul end.
by The Captain Of Cringe March 19, 2023
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taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
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One-Eyed Snake Salute

The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
by Emithises' Shit Post May 14, 2018
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one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
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corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.
sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.
by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009
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Beady Eyed Beta Manlet

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.

Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
by shiv4m July 22, 2015
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