Gunny Dumpling

Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.

Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.

by That Strong Betch June 11, 2018

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wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018

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Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

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Humpty Dumpty

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.

bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend

by CUMbova December 18, 2018

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