Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.

I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.

by epar666 January 6, 2021

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Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

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Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't matter later on down the line.

Brando was down depressed after getting his test back.

by Beema23 January 27, 2021

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Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)

mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION

by theseggsiestmfalive December 4, 2018

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