sloppy dallas

Getting a blow job from someone who just packed a fat lip

Guy 1: Did you hear what Soup and Dooo did last night?
Guy 2: I heard he gave soup a sloppy dallas!
Guy 1: Dude, that sounds so fuckin hot

by SgtRats October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

The sloppy Dallas is the act of getting a blowy by a mouth full of dip.

Preferably Peanut butter or specifically McDonald’s BBQ sauce.

Hey step blarg would you like to receive a sloppy Dallas?

by Borekaspitriott October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a chick packs a mouthful of dip and proceeds to give oral sex. The penis afterwards is covered with dip. Thus, a sloppy dallas.

"Hey stepbro? Can I give you a sloppy dallas?"
"Sure, make sure it's Copenhagen though."

by TheMainMan4211 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip of dip and gives you a blow job.

Me and the wife were on the tractor and all of a sudden she rips off my pants and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas

by PedroDePirate October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give a blow-job with a mouthful of tobacco dip.

Carol gave the best sloppy dallas last night

by Pepperonii October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a fat lip of chew.

Gary: "I heard sally got that gluck gluck 3000"
Jim: "Ya she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. Best nicotine high of my life"

by GluckMaster October 15, 2020

Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021