Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

clown motel

The best motel on the block

"What do you mean this is the clown motel?!" THIS IS THE CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWWNNS!!! YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANY BETTER ROOM THAN THE CLOWN MOTEL, ITS THE BEST ON THE BLOCK

by Rage of the Blade Master October 5, 2020

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012