Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopher

A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉

Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”

by Raerae_<3 July 31, 2018

Christopher Flatt

An awesome guy who cooks excellent soups! And has great taste in hats.

That soup has definitely been Christopher flatted

by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is a unique person even though most times he isn't being serious he will make you feel like the most important person alive if I were you and I had a Christopher I would cherish every moment with him and hold him tight and never let go Christopher makes a lot of jokes but if you tell him you feel some type of way he will try his hardest to understand you so don't abuse your Christopher privilege because once he's gone you are going to miss him more than ever

Christopher is the best person ever.

by ejtugvaewhsiokanjevwpidfiv November 20, 2023

Christopher blackmon

What you call a gay guy who keeps it in the family

My uncle keeps trying to do the Christopher blackmon and I'm not ok with it

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a very nice but he is gay. He enjoys getting his little hole getting opened with enormous cocks that drops pre-cum every minute. He would hop on top and give you the best fucks.

You should always fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.

Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat

by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022