Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024

African ceiling pigeon

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.

“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.

by 1 Leg Dwn March 15, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.

I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.

by Laventer August 30, 2025

lift the ceiling

Much, much cooler than Raising the Roof, mostly because Pat Sajak said it.

"We're bringing' da Wheel to your city, and we're going to lift the ceiling on that MoFo!" --Pat Sajak

by Dr. Zoid A. Johnberg February 27, 2020

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020