by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020

by Lankyboy435 March 1, 2019

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.
by brandunh8er August 22, 2016

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
by Macee Storer July 6, 2010

a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child*
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....
by sexytimeisnice December 6, 2011
