inattention whore

A person who is excessively and compulsively needy of their own space and a level of complete social and workplace isolation that is almost mind boggling to well-adjusted humans.
He had grown up completely alone, practically raised by wolves, and had evolved into a full-blown inattention whore by the ripe age of 18.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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Whore Pipe

The apparatus used to fuck easy loose bitches.
I damn near drown her with the juices from my whore pipe
by Foot_Fukin_Master December 02, 2006
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Koch Whore

Koch Whore: (koke hoar): A Congressperson, typically conservative, who'll say and do anything for a campaign contribution. Behaviors include reinventing history, economics, the Constitution, and/or claiming to know the "Will of God." See: Tea Party
Michelle Bachmann, Ted Cruz, John Boehner, assorted other Koch whores
by Mr. Rational October 16, 2013
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Family Whore

Someone who likes to have relationships with multiple people of the same family. They will have sexual relations with one member and move on to the next within the same month. They will also do anything to try to stay within the family, even if they are not wanted.
Darlene really slept with 3 out of the 4 Kerr brothers? What a family whore.
by xxSafiexx November 01, 2011
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welfare whores

those of our country, who, out of their own laziness, and incompentecy, repeatedly produce offspring in order to increase the amount of welfare they receive; basically screwing for government money, so the lazy pigs don't have to work.
Lady: "Hey, Jimbo, if we have three more kids, they'll give us 1,000 more per month! Whoo boy!"
Man: "But Shanquisha, don't you feel like we're being welfare whores?"
Lady: "Hells nah!"
by Tromboner73 October 22, 2010
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Soup whore

someone who performs sexual acts in exchange for soup.
"liz is such a soup whore, she just took a splosh in the mouth for a sachet of cup a soup. Im going back later to puncture her sphinter."
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
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post whore

1. A newbie to an online forum who goes into overtime posting many short and usually meaningless posts in an attempt to raise their post count to pass the newbie stage ASAP.

2. A type of trolling or board saboteur where the intent of the person is to invade the forum with an annoying presence.

3. A person who is starving for attention in real life and compensates for their shortcomings in society by living in a forum and inserting their presence across the board everyday and sometimes all day. As soon as their post count breaches the highest recorded for the forum, they often begin to post frequently on the direction the board should take. It is not uncommon to see their avatars change frequently often with a theme of power. Forum members will begin to try to put the member in check but to no avail as the person is feeding off of their imaginary power to which they compensate for their lack of real world activity. (Most notorious for fitting this definition is the member: Bluto from getbig dot com)

4. A person, who feels their higher post count gives them added credibility in the forum, even over people who have contributed for much longer and as such they go to great lengths to increase their post count.

5. A post whore is a virtual attention whore. The attention whore brings the same attitude into online forums where they assert their “look at me” persona by invading the board with a large presence of posts.
Blutos are post whores of the worst kind.
by intoxicatedjoker April 22, 2008
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