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Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.
"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"
by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019
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i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart
Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.
Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.
by THE GPC July 11, 2016
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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024
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Squid muncher

An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy
That kid is such a fucking squid muncher fuck that kid
by Squidymiggidy June 7, 2023
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squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
by anonymous August 7, 2024
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