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Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.
Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.
by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021
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Orange salad

When you take an orange slice(or a slice of any fruit of your choice) and insert it into her anus while penetrating vaginally. After you pull out and come on the orange slice protruding out from her anus, you feed it to her.
I gave Becky an orange salad and now she has a taste aversion to oranges.
by Pally pal the bear October 19, 2012
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seattle salad

I am going to get some seattle salad
by billy ropollo November 1, 2013
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Salad Boy

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."
by buttchugger69 April 26, 2015
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summer salad

The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"
by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017
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booty salad

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.
PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.
by Poke-chan May 20, 2016
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