elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

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some elf in a jar

elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo

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Swamp jar

Swamp jar. It's a jar of swamp. Fill a jar with swamp water.

Borald: Yo bro, how's the swamp jar going?
Joward: wrigglin and jigglin my dude

by Borald January 4, 2023

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A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

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