Skip to main content

Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
Tom was caught double gripping again.
by Aamiye March 27, 2017
mugGet the Double Gripping mug.

Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.
I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Double Rubbing mug.

Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012
mugGet the Double Captain mug.

Double cabbage

The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.
"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."

"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
by The cumander general January 1, 2013
mugGet the Double cabbage mug.

Double Eskimo

A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.
Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.
by Eskimo Dave M July 7, 2012
mugGet the Double Eskimo mug.

Double Peelix

When a male takes a piss after sex and the pee stream initially comes out the sides of the pee hole like a double helix.
My damn double peelix caused me to piss all over the wall and floor of the bathroom.
by Ms Wool July 19, 2012
mugGet the Double Peelix mug.

double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.
Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper
by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011
mugGet the double coconut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email