1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
by kim crappen January 21, 2008
Get the cancel the clown mug.What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
Get the Clown Shoeing mug."What do you mean this is the clown motel?!" THIS IS THE CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWWNNS!!! YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANY BETTER ROOM THAN THE CLOWN MOTEL, ITS THE BEST ON THE BLOCK
by Rage of the Blade Master October 5, 2020
Get the clown motel mug.a) The degree to which someone is a clown.
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
Get the Clown Factor mug.A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.
“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”
by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022
Get the Ass clown mug.A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
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