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a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔
by Sexydimma October 20, 2025
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Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times
omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.
by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005
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Mr. Wagecucko

A pejorative variation of "Mr. Roboto"

They are very similar to robotic drone human beings that aren't actually sentient, but they spend all their wagecuck money on making terrible videos no one wants to watch.

Primarily, Mr. Wagecucko's upload pop-tech videos like "Why I Switched from iPhone to Android!" or "Why I'm never buying a macbook again..." This is where the root word "Mr. Roboto" comes in, as they primarily deal with technology.

It is unknown how Mr. Wagecucko's gain such a large audience, because all of their videos are mind numbing nonsense designed to harm the viewer through subliminal messaging, causing the viewer to spend 8 gorillion dollars on bullshit goyslop poptech. However, this is also their main form of reproduction.

Once an innocent viewer spends 381029 gorillion on bullshit goyslop poptech, they may also become a Mr. Wagecucko and upload even more terrible videos that no one will ever watch ever
Lead Singer:
"DOMO ARIGATO, OH MR. WAGECUCKO
FOR UPLOADING THE VIDS
NOBODY WANTS TO
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH MISTER WAGECUCKO
FOR TAKING ALL MY FUNDS
WHEN I NEEDED THEM
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!"
by mybrainIBM May 24, 2023
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