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ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.
P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature
by Niccck June 29, 2020
mugGet the ups signaturemug.

child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.
You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?
by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007
mugGet the child upmug.

Chalked up

(verb; infinitive: to chalk up)
It means literally everything and anything that you want it to mean, but only in British slang.
Made by a musician, streamer and youtuber James Marriott on a “Cursed Buzzfeed Quizzes”.
Dude, you should DEFINITELY stream “Bitter Tongues” by James Marriott. It’s SO chalked up! And “Slow Down”! So chalked up...
by alexawastaken October 13, 2022
mugGet the Chalked upmug.

up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.
When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
by seebass54 July 18, 2011
mugGet the up-douchemug.

G up

Used to describe/question an unfavourable outcome. Similar in use to horseshit.

Commonly used in Australian conversation.

Similar but not the same as G'd up, Geed up
Example 1
Boss: "We haven't hit our profit targets for this quarter. Unfortunately I am left with two options. Either accept a pay cut or, you're fired!"
Employee: "Is this a G up?"

Example 2
"I have been waiting all day for my dildo to arrive in the mail and have just been told it will arrive in another 3 days. What a fuckin G up."
by Oh hey bro! May 25, 2020
mugGet the G upmug.

slam up

All the way, entirely and completely.
Your bacon got burned "slam up."
by JordanC September 8, 2008
mugGet the slam upmug.

Up Stick

by Jugsama August 30, 2021
mugGet the Up Stickmug.

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