curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

the nathan touch

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome

"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"

by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

can’t touch this

da nanana, da na na. Da nanana

person 1 - (singing)“can’t touch this.”
person 2 - (singing) da nanana, da na. Da nanana, da na
person 1 and person 2 do be vibing doe

by cuffedjeens November 19, 2020

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

Touch moment

Trying to touch a non-sensor screen.

I just had the touch moment trying to accept a phone call on a mac.

by alexdbk January 4, 2015