When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
by Irishpat666 September 24, 2016
The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.
Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!
by bogbaka April 28, 2021
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez November 19, 2015
1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
by Beth_The_Death February 17, 2008
by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013
Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.
Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
by BayofBengal January 08, 2018
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
by mowolf May 18, 2021