by toemasheadon June 20, 2021
Get the thomas headonmug. when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
by gaz88 October 13, 2017
Get the the rob thomasmug. Thomas is a mix of thomas and braun. The luckiest man on the planet. It is RARE to find a thomas braun, but once you find it, you'll never let him go. Thomas Braun is the kind of man you will want to have for the rest of your life, and if you do so, consider yourself the second luckiest of all. If you're searching this name, congrats, or you are one or you have one :)
by Marcelita otxilac July 5, 2020
Get the thomas braunmug. Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.
by Deez bofa February 27, 2019
Get the Kara Thomasmug. CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.
by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020
Get the thomas lewismug. Is when when u whisper in a girls ear right before u nut and tell her ur spider senses are tingling and then u pull and bust all over her face
by tt412 August 28, 2016
Get the travis thomasmug. 