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Looking for socks

Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
I wasn’t fucking anyone i was just looking for socks.
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
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Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
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Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.
Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"
by sweetpickle November 22, 2009
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Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!
by SlothSamus December 2, 2019
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panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
by panda sock April 16, 2021
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Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.
"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"
by JohnnieWalkingsticks June 26, 2009
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Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
by Skradragons March 15, 2017
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