The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever
Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always
Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always
Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better
by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019
Get the Camp matoakamug. 1.The best place on earth where diego cabello de los cobos and juan herrera roam.
2. the homeland of the pellan-oquendo alliance
2. the homeland of the pellan-oquendo alliance
Friendsville, PA
Brackney, PA
Brackney, PA
by anonymous TP May 2, 2005
Get the camp susquehannockmug. When a girl or woman allows a man to touch her breasts and/or vagina, but does not have sex with him because she only just met him. The origin is a reference to summer camp experiences where young girls have their first sexual contact.
(Two girls talking) Girl 1: "Hey girl I saw you talking with Oliver at the Bootsy Collins show last night, did you two go all the way?", Girl 2: "Nah, I just let him get some Summer Camp"
by ollie boombayay April 7, 2011
Get the Summer Campmug. Girls that one would take a motorhome or another kind of recreational vehicle (or tent), and preceed to have sex with them.
by Matt Y. April 12, 2004
Get the Camp Bitchesmug. by livecomputers July 11, 2011
Get the Camping Outmug. A camp for jews and non jews alike, run by the JCC where the head of camp can scream at the high counselors, but they dont notice because SUPRISE SUPRISE! their high. and the CIT's think their the shit, even though they are disliked. most campers are wieners and snotty. you can always go to the dock where the boat man creeps on girls about twenty years younger. but thank goodness there is the boat house, where one can light a cig, when it gets too hard, or hook up when the stress of the day cant get worse. oh camp shalom. you suck ass. the bugs are terrible. the condition of the camp is terrible. where the motto is "oh well i'd get off my fat ass and help, but i dont really care". this is the camp for lazy hot men and women who can kiss major ass. many work at this camp to slack off, smoke, drink, hook up, and get paid for it. although you think the "random drug testing" that is threatened every year would stop these people, the testing is never done, and so every counselor is just about half baked. the typical counselor does all this and more: smoke, drink, fuck, hook up, snort, inject, slack off, leave, and soo much more.
John: Where is my co-counselor Joe?
Kate: He's in the boat house in the lower camp of camp shalom smoking or hooking up.
Kate: He's in the boat house in the lower camp of camp shalom smoking or hooking up.
by efferdent84 May 22, 2010
Get the Camp Shalommug. A disney Channel original movie featuring the Jonas brothers, and introducing Alyson Stoner: who plays Caitlyn, Demi Lovato: who plays Mitchie, Jasmine Richards: Who plays Margret Dupree etc. The two main characters, Shane Gray (Who's played by Joe Jonas) and Mitchie (Who's played by Demi Lovato) meet one another at a camp, where Shane starts out as a jerk. She brings him back to his normal self that he was before he got famous. A movie about finding yourself, and not lying about who you really are.
"You're the voice I hear inside my head. The reason that I'm singing I need to find you. I gotta find you." - Shane Gray to his 'mystery girl'
"This is real, this is me, I'm exactly where I'm suposed to be now." - Demi Lovato
"You're going to Camp rock!" - Mitchies mom.
Mitchie: C'mon, I know you're not a jerk.
Shane: Being a jerk is just living up to the rockstar image
Mitchie: Are you still looking for you're mystery girl?
Shane: Why? Are you jealous?
Mitchie: Jerk. But the screaming girls seem to like you.
Shane: Which brings me back to the jealous thing.
Mitchie: I was wrong, you are a jerk :)
Shane: :O
(L)
"This is real, this is me, I'm exactly where I'm suposed to be now." - Demi Lovato
"You're going to Camp rock!" - Mitchies mom.
Mitchie: C'mon, I know you're not a jerk.
Shane: Being a jerk is just living up to the rockstar image
Mitchie: Are you still looking for you're mystery girl?
Shane: Why? Are you jealous?
Mitchie: Jerk. But the screaming girls seem to like you.
Shane: Which brings me back to the jealous thing.
Mitchie: I was wrong, you are a jerk :)
Shane: :O
(L)
by geostiigma June 23, 2008
Get the Camp Rockmug.