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Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.
by Las79 August 2, 2017
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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
by FatF***s July 31, 2012
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Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (๐Ÿ™„) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY ๐Ÿ’ฏ YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever
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Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.
Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.
by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016
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whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
by J-Pane March 24, 2011
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thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything
"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"
by aidum September 17, 2003
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whale skin

A shirt a fat person wears in a pool.
"Yo, look at that fat chick wearing the whale skin that's going down the slide."

"Thank god for that or my eyes would of exploded."
by I love chicken June 24, 2005
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