Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022

pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer

Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher

by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016

prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed

“Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023

The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).

As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way

by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022