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Batman

Batman is Bruce Wayne
by Mister Hyena August 5, 2018
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Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.
John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman
by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022
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Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.
He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable
by Bodigad March 31, 2024
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...
John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.
by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017
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Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass
Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass
by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022
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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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