Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

by Alan_asian July 28, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'

Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...

by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

by simp:D November 9, 2021

Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.

Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)SUIIIIIIIIIIII

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023