Technoblade Fan

Annoying ass technoblade fans
They are same as dream fans

Do not be a serious technoblade fan, or you will end up a noob. Instead just be a normal fan

bro technoblade fans are annoying asf they're just like dream stans

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021

Technoblade Fan

Same as Dream fans they are just annoying. They think because they put on technoblade's skin they're all the sudden the best.

all my homies hate technoblade fan

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021

technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008

technoflid

when somebody is a complete flid(retard) with technology, including all electrical appliances.

"i cant find the on button for this computer"
"your such a technoflid grandad"

by eewok666 December 3, 2006

techno tangle

when all of your technological wires get tangled up (iPod Chargers/headphones, memory sticks, cellphone, computer chargers)
all together a bad thing

Kali: are you ready to go?

Bob: no i have to get this techno tangle out of my pocket, too many damn chargers

by princess keti June 1, 2007

Techno PO'd

Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...

I was trying to hookup my new cd burner but my computer wouldn't read the software..."I am so Techno PO'd right now, i wannna toss my laptop thru the frikin window!!!"

by MJConser June 26, 2007

technofright

One who fears technology. Usually older generations.

My parents refuse to get cell phones or shop online due to their technofright.

by mike100886 January 15, 2008