A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.
Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."
by Estelwen June 3, 2014
Get the Landover Baptist Churchmug. A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
by Perk25 January 6, 2006
Get the Free Will Baptist Churchmug. A group of sick fucks that give Christianity a bad name. They go around picketing and protesting every fucking thing that's beliefs are not absolutely identical to theirs. They claim that everyone who tolerates homosexuality or anything they disagree with for that matter is going to hell. It's fucking shit. They have no sanity or compassion in them, and if anyone deserves to go to fucking hell, it's them. They're sorry fucking excuses for human beings.
The westboro baptist church apparently thinks that God hates fags, dykes, America, and anything else that is not 100% Christian. Someone needs to blow their fucking heads off. Ignorant cunts make me sick.
by xxXxx October 28, 2013
Get the Westboro Baptist Churchmug. A religion that is commonly associated with Cobra Starship and their members have a secret hand signal called the fangs up
by lizzie99999999999 May 26, 2009
Get the Church Of Hot Addictionmug. by tragically_cipher February 9, 2017
Get the Take Me To Churchmug. THE MOSST BADASS COUNTRY SINGER ON EARTH. SOMETIMES CONFUSED WITH "ERIC CHURCH." ERIC "FUCKING" CHURCH IS THE MOST BADASS FORM OF THE MANS NAME. SOMETIMES IT JUST COMES OUT THAT WAY BECASUE HES SUCH A BADASS
by ERICFUCKINCCHURCH November 30, 2011
Get the ERIC FUCKING CHURCHmug. "separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.
by Mace October 15, 2003
Get the separation of church and statemug.