alden-test

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

Go Alden-test that riser and see if the yard line has water in it.

by Wrk4skoal August 04, 2020

squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows

"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"

by Marigol September 28, 2023

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 09, 2006

Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones

I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!

by RedHawk007 December 09, 2009

cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

by cleverAFsometimes March 03, 2017