Sphincterjockey

A person who rides your ass all day like a boss, co-worker or the IRS.

sphincter jockey Sphincterjockey

by Cuddly Tedyy May 10, 2011

spheroidivitus

Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while playing basketball.

Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature.

Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is anecdotal evidence alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "beer goggles".

Mike took a forehead to his lip and would up with a severe case of spheroidivitus.

by SirMx June 20, 2011

sphincteriority

Having the quality or quality of an anal sphincter. The ability to let shit pass through at will. In short: like an asshole.

His air of sphincteriority had everyone in the place ready to kill him. He was the biggest asshole any of us had ever met.

by Artimus the Terrible June 20, 2011

Sphetre

1 - the land by which the curvurture of the world is based off of, as written by bri, phil, and john

2-a noun indicating a failure the size of Jupiter's circumference, including the area occupied by its 64 moons

1. all of the ground is the curvurture to come part of the world, cuz its a gigantic sphetre

2. its a sphetre...lock you wives, lock yo chillen, RUN FO YO LIVES.

by johnnyninja13 July 22, 2011

Sphetnaz

A word that combines all swear words and is one of the worst names you can call someone.

"GOD! Why do you have to be such a sphetnaz!?"

by iamubiznatch November 8, 2011

sphinctery

Perfectionistic to the extent that the term "anal retentive" no longer works.

"I knew you were overdosing on tidiness, but your putting every piece of trash in a ziploc bag is downright sphinctery!"

by ewick v January 6, 2012

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013