Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.

Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.

by notrohan December 2, 2021

Rohan Kochhar

the PrimeForger™️ of a Powerful Alliance™️

Person 1: Bro, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was such a Rohan Kochhar!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 3: A powerful alliance, dude!

X: Bro, did you meat Kinea the other night

RK: Haan, I Rohan Kochhar’d my way through, but the parking guy turned me down.

SP: Wanna form a Rohan Kochhar for the UP Elections?
BSP: What is that?
SP: A powerful alliance!

by An actual powerful alliance January 20, 2022

rohanne

theres no words on how to describe this, wonderful girl. she makes me so happy, she makes me feel loved even if we sarcastically argue about whos cuter(im talking about the "im cuter than you😇" type of arguement) anyways rohanne, if you come across this, just know that i lvoe you so fucking much. like, mahal kita.

"rohanne, youre the love of my life."

by xanana December 13, 2021

Roan

He's so sweet, kind, funny, sooo organized, he has his life together, he brings out the best in others while bringing out the best in himself, he brings light to every person he meets. He is also sooo adorableee.

Do yourself a favor and meet a Roan

by savvey9 December 20, 2021

Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.

“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor

by falkenlaser February 8, 2022

rohan

kinda fine ngl but he's ginger soooo...

rohan is kinda fine ngl

by abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxz000 February 17, 2022

rohan

rohan is a huge master and runs across the tables like jett flying across and he is very fat and can one pump anyone and everyone he sees

LOOK OMGGG ITTS ROHAN LOOK HES FLYING CHING FOU FI FOUN

by RTG1x March 8, 2022