riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz August 30, 2008

riding my jock

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece

a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.

by kagus christ March 3, 2005

riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007

riding pitbull

having to ride in the back of a pickup

look at those redneck kids riding pitbull

by Taztourz May 3, 2006

Low-riding

This term is used when a fucking douche bag wears their bottoms around their fucking ass. Originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were 'keen' for a 'butt fuck'. Low-riding is highly common amongst gay fuck tards.

Person 1: "I'm low-riding."
Person 2: "You're gay?"
Person 1: "Yeah."

by The Truth Uncovered September 1, 2013

whale riding

When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!

(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:

"you are the fattest thing in the room"

See's how long he can hold on

Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"

by Edward Mills March 11, 2009

riding dirty

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

by Obutter August 26, 2012