cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.

I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.

by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.

"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.

by NoodleRat August 1, 2017

rat bastard

someone who is a little shit and acts like they own the world

OMG look at Maia, that rat bastard.

by bad.ashley22 November 18, 2019

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

disgusting rat

(n): Someone who offers intellectually witty commentary contrary to popular opinion; particularly a woman.

(n): Someone who does not get offended by the opinions of others, but reacts appropriately.

Oh, did you see her respond to his ignorant statement with wit and clarity? That disgusting rat

by aclevercontradiction May 12, 2016

Rat muncher

A man or woman who eats rats

You are a rat muncher

by I am a rat muncher June 14, 2021

Rat Bun

When you hold two large rats in your hand like a hotdog bun then slide your penis in between them like a freshly cooked frank.

Nothing beats watching Ratatouille whilst hitting the ol' rat bun.

by UltraGrunion April 28, 2023