Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.

He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.

by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

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puppet show

a conversation between two sockpuppet accounts on an internet text platform such as a messageboard, chatroom, forum, comment section, social media reply or post, etc.

Ignore those two sockpuppet accounts of Scott Adams and Tim Buckley talking to each other, as we don't need to see a puppet show here.

by IronCurtaiNYC June 3, 2024

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Tzeentch’s Puppet

A person that gets manipulated by Tzeentch. Similar to being “done like a kipper.”

Tzeentch: heuheuheu that Rory guy has been done like a kipper. He’s such a puppet of mine. Ha, he’s Tzeentch’s puppet. Mmmmm

by Curseling101 June 15, 2024

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fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8”

Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them

by Charles simone January 28, 2023

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Socialized Puppet

Someone who's actions are driven to gain status to boost their ego, in which they will do anything to be accepted by others and once they have that acceptance it makes them feel arrogant.

A socialized puppet may go as far as dressing up like a teletubby with a dildo on and then fucking a farm animal with the dildo to get 50,000 likes on social media. A socialized puppet may accept getting abortions if it's socially accepted, but then reject abortion if getting an abortion hurts her social status. Socialized puppets don't have any empathy and use people to gain social status to boost their narcissism and will do anything to follow what's trending, while they should do all the right things and for the right reasons with being thankful for any opportunity and do what they can.

by person3597 February 11, 2023

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