Pentesexual 

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

Pentesexual by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

Pentesexual 

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

Pentesexual by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

Parasexual

Similar to a Parasocial relationship

A Parasexual Relationship refers to a one sided sexual relationship where a person believes they have some kind of sexual relationship with a media figure such as a celebrity, influencer, or fictional character who does not know they exist or only sees them as a fan

Tatiana has a Parasexual Relationship to that musician RedLeather

Parasexual by Phantom of fire May 6, 2026