chocolate boy

'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.

That Josh, he thinks he's chocolate, he's a chocolate boy.

by Andy Williams September 17, 2003

chocolate gut

The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate.

"I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad case of chocolate gut"

by Its Me Lenny March 21, 2008

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan August 05, 2008

chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 04, 2009

Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 06, 2019

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 27, 2011