A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021
A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 05, 2024
by BowssDowgg001 September 30, 2016
A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.
Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024
Reese got super train faded. She smoked a bowl, shotgunned a white claw, and snorted addy at the party.
by terrycrewsboobs July 18, 2020
by Americanlunch September 20, 2021
Primarily experienced with online dating.
First you meet and chat. Sometimes this progresses to a date and sex. After which point, said person gets slower and slower about responding and eventually just disappears.
First you meet and chat. Sometimes this progresses to a date and sex. After which point, said person gets slower and slower about responding and eventually just disappears.
by kitkats482 May 26, 2016