Someone who can't live without wikipedia. will most likely have wikipedia as their home page, and in extreme cases may have the wikipedia home page as their desktop background. They can spend anywhere up to 500 plus days on wikipedia without the need for food, after which they wikipedia 'Food' to make them eat again. These addict's usually are male and have the name JOSH. and if anyone dis's wikipedia they will choke them to death. If these addict's dont fullfil their daily wikipedia requirements they can end up in a wikipedia induced coma, which may result in death. An easy way to know if someone is a wiki addict, they usually know everthing and start "nerdjacking"!, only because they wiki everything
Metro 2033 is awesome!!!!!!
Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.
NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA
You Wiki addict!
Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.
NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA
You Wiki addict!
by GLITCHYFANBOY June 25, 2011
Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline
Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
by Not daniel wright November 04, 2024
this person would rather stay up all night watching tiktok or youtube than go to bed. this person gets no sleep and is addicted to their phone. if you don’t do this you are either homeschooled, left handed, or a ginger.
my senpai has an addiction to staying up late.
by daddytigger October 20, 2023
Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!
by speakin' truths n killin' em January 01, 2017
A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
by orangered May 13, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025