SME'ness

Pronounced (SMEE-NES) Often in the military one may be referred upon by their experience in an specific area, commonly known as Subject Matter Experts or SMEs. SME'ness refers to ones depth of experiences or lack there of an operational

SME'ness: ones subject matter expertise

My SMEness lacks the depth to cause any effect here.

My smeness has stimulated growth in normally untouched mission areas.

Sometimes it's not the depth of your smeness, but how wide an area it can cover.

Seek out and measure the smeness within your team and compare it to yours

by A-TEN August 20, 2017

jim'neisha

A young beautiful woman that's crazy at times but nice. lights up the room when she comes in don't take nothing from nobody.

Jim'Neisha is that bitch

by Jim'Neisha May 23, 2018

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Rosy-ness

The feeling you get when you sat down in the sun for too long

“The Rosy-ness is gone now, but I still have two pink cheeks.”

by Miss Rosy June 3, 2018

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

oscar-ness

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!

"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....

by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019